Alvin And The Chipmunks: Road Chip
They weren't satisfied with a whole trilogy of obnoxious animated kiddie flicks, so now the penny-pinchers over at Fox are bringing us Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip. Obviously, the rodents will get back together, go on some kind of adventure, torture our eardrums for 90 minutes and then fade back into the fog of cultural irrelevance from whence they came.
To which I ask: WHY THE HELL IS THERE AN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 4 AND NOT A MOTHERFUCKING DREDD SEQUEL?
Published: Apr 9, 2015 04:55 pm