Ah, the Thanksgiving season. Time to stuff ourselves silly, unbutton our pants, and pray that Eli Roth finally turns his Grindhouse "Thanksgiving" trailer into the modern-day holiday slasher feature it deserves to be. What! There just aren't enough Thanksgiving themed horror movies, don't you agree? Sure, we've got Thankskilling and Thankskilling 3 (the movie so "good" it skipped a sequel), but let's just say those are more acquired taste - no matter how many times Turkie says, "Gobble Gobble, mother fucker!"