Having recently flirted with the risque by claiming his self-appointed reputation as “Franchise Viagra” extends to the bedroom when disclosing his apparent mastery of the “horizontal hula,” you’d be forgiven for thinking Dwayne Johnson has finally decided to reinvent his stagnant screen persona by embracing full-blown smut.
Then again, when his last notable R-rated movie marked the worst-reviewed starring vehicle of his entire career, the chances of an overhaul remain remote. Not only that, but he’s proven himself to be a big fat liar after a recent screening of a certain sequel confirmed that his word was no longer to be trusted.
Beyond that, though, The Rock has nonetheless hopped onto social media and urged his followers the world over to stick his most iconic appendage right into their mouth without a care in the world. Mercifully, he wasn’t talking about what you might think he was talking about, but rather the single most famous raised eyebrow on the planet that helped in no small part in propelling him to the lofty position he finds himself in now.
Captioning his cheat day meal with the unsettling urge to “put some of this sexy eyebrow in your mouth” is concerning to say the least, but we’ll be damned if that isn’t the most realistic depiction of an A-list superstar we’ve ever seen on a delicious savory snack.
Given his influence, don’t be shocked if people start making their own Johnson-inspired pancakes to celebrate alongside the XFL owner and tequila magnate, once they’ve recovered from the initial pearl-clutching shock of his salacious verbiage.
Published: May 15, 2023 02:35 am