Kim Kardashian fails her bar exam. AGAIN. So, now she’s going after anyone with a crystal ball

Kim Kardashian failed the California bar exam again and, instead of blaming the test itself, she took to TikTok to absolutely destroy the psychics who had promised her success. This is a top-tier feature of celebrity meltdowns, and honestly, you have to laugh at the absurdity of consulting a crystal ball for one of the toughest legal tests in the country.

Kardashian posted a profanity-laced rant in a vlog filmed during her mom Kris Jenner’s 70th birthday party. The reality star unleashed her fury on the fortune tellers she and her family are apparently “obsessed with,” calling them out for their wildly inaccurate predictions. “I’m just letting you guys know that all of the f**ing psychics that we have met with, and are obsessed with, are all f***ing full of s***,” Kardashian vented in the video.

According to Daily Dot, she claimed that maybe four of them had collectively told her she was going to pass the bar. She didn’t hold back, declaring, “They’re all full pathological liars. Don’t believe anything they say.” While we don’t know if those predictions referred to this specific exam or a future attempt, the message is crystal clear: don’t rely on mystical guidance when you need to memorize tort law.

Kim Kardashian no longer believes in psychics

This whole situation is wild because she admitted she had come close to passing, making the failure that much more frustrating. The next California bar exam is scheduled for February, although she hasn’t confirmed if she’ll be sitting for it yet.

This setback temporarily pauses her six-year journey toward becoming a lawyer. Kardashian started pursuing law through an unconventional apprenticeship program back in 2018, skipping traditional law school entirely. She managed to pass the “baby bar” on her fourth try, but the main bar exam has proven to be an even tougher hurdle.

Despite the highly public TikTok meltdown, the star quickly pivoted to a more determined, positive tone on her Instagram Stories. She acknowledged that while she’s not a lawyer yet, she’s playing “a very well-dressed one on TV,” referencing her character in Ryan Murphy’s All’s Fair.

She made it clear that she’s not giving up on her legal dreams. “Six years into this law journey, and I’m still all in until I pass the bar,” she wrote, adding that there will be “No shortcuts, no giving up—just more studying and even more determination.” She summarized her newfound motivation by stating, “Falling short isn’t failure—it’s fuel.”

You know the internet wasn’t going to let this slide, and the public reaction was immediate and hilarious. Many people online found humor in her choice to consult fortune tellers for one of the country’s most rigorous tests.

One user, @zoerosebryant, quipped, “look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to alcatraz.” Another user, @AenyssaVelaryon, tweeted, “girl…you can’t rely on psychics and chat gpt to pass the FUCKING BAR EXAM. YOU GOTTA STUDYYY NOT PAY A PSYCHIC LMAOOO.” It’s obvious, folks online think she’s looking for every possible way to avoid hitting the books.