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LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - JANUARY 25: Adult film actress/director Stormy Daniels attends the 2020 Adult Video News Awards at The Joint inside the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 25, 2020 in Las Vegas, Nevada. on January 25, 2020 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Stormy Daniels incinerates Donald Trump with unsavory mental images of fried chicken and lubricant

Pass the soap, please, we need to wash out our eyeballs.

The world of politics is a strange place at the best of times, but never has it become more pronounced than with the ongoing circus surrounding Donald Trump, something that’s been following The Little Rascals star everywhere he goes ever since he first set his sights on the White House.

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Just when you thought things were going to quieten down, along comes the looming specter of indictment and arrest to relight a fire under the former president’s most vocal supporters and vehement detractors alike. As the authorities weigh up whether or not to take the WWE Hall of Famer into custody, he’s busy urging his backers to launch mass protests in the event that it ends up happening, which didn’t exactly go down well the last time.

Stephen King may have blasted him as a sociopath, but Stormy Daniels has been aiming a lot closer to the bone. Only in our current cursed timeline do you have former porn stars who had widely-alleged dalliances with a multi-billionaire before reportedly being paid millions in hush money conjuring up the most unsavory mental imagery imaginable, but that’s exactly where we find ourselves after the adult entertainment industry veteran let loose at the trolls who’ve been coming after her with renewed vigor.

To say these are strange times would be underselling it, but things have gotten so bonkers that Daniels unloading on both Trump and his fanatical devotees with fried chicken and lubrication as her ammunition is so wild that it’s not even out of the ordinary, which pretty much says it all.


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