Stormy Daniels course corrects Trump supporters as they join Marjorie Taylor Greene’s head in the sand 

Evidently, all supporters of Donald Trump share one common trait — which they learned from their dear indicted ex-president — of annoyingly fixating on a point in time, even when progress has been made on said topic and the facts have been updated since then. But while the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene keep beating around the same old bush, his less politically oriented disciples not only continue to accompany the Georgia Congresswoman in her crusade but have also started to spew a hilariously distorted version of the facts. 

No worries! Like every time, Stormy Daniels comes to the rescue! But first, some context.

We all remember how Trump and many of his supporters, especially MTG, took it upon themselves to remind Stormy of the official statement she signed in 2018 wherein she denied having a sexual encounter with the Home Alone cameo star, as well as getting hush money to stay mum about it. Greene even posted a picture of the same, claiming the former adult film star “explicitly denied having an affair with Pres Trump in her own written statement and signature.”

Stormy has called out the inaccuracy of the statements many times and highlighted the trolls’ version as “old” before directing their barely-there brain cells to her 2018 memoir, Full Disclosure. In her book, she explicitly revealed how she was forced to sign the “complete bull****” statement as she was understandably afraid of the mobster-like men working for the former president at the time. It was fear for her life that made her sign the false statement so she could put the whole nightmare behind her. 

In fact, after Greene followed her beloved “pres” and posted the picture of the statement, Stormy posted a screenshot of an excerpt from her memoir, detailing how she was “bullied” into signing the letter — as well as threatened for years. She also added that it has been discussed on TV many times, thus negating its status as “breaking news.” 

But while Greene seems to have gotten the memo — she now likes getting starring roles in fairytales by calling Stormy “old” — Trump supporters are having a hard time adding two and two together and have resorted to spewing a rather botched coalition of the fabricated lies and facts coupled with the usual brand of Trump-inspired grammar. 

We got a headache just trying to read the troll’s tweet. Apparently, Stormy felt so too because she didn’t waste time trying to decode the gibberish. But she couldn’t keep her big heart in check for long when another hater brandished their exceptional capability for denseness. 

In an ideal world, Stormy wouldn’t have to continuously repeat what is already widely known as it exists in written form. But again, in an ideal world, there wouldn’t be Trumps and Greenes. So, seeing that the ever-spreading stupidity can’t be reined in, we should be glad at least someone continues to keep their wits sharp even when they are bombarded with trolls and their rapidly deteriorating brain cells on a regular basis.