Any high-profile figure that steps into the spotlight of their own accord instantly opens themselves up to intense scrutiny, and things have finally come to a head after Stormy Daniels was outed as a member of the secret society comprised of lizard people who’ve been trying to take over the world without anyone noticing.
Given that the porn star has been all over the news for serving as the catalyst behind Zoolander star Donald Trump’s indictment and subsequent arrangement, it’s no surprise that her big secret was uncovered eventually. After all, there’s only so many witty retorts you can throw in the direction of your detractors before they start to dig a little deeper, and the truth will always come out in the end.
Sure, she’s trying to play it off as a humorous situation, but we can only tip our hats in appreciation towards the dedicated truth seeker who did what needed to be done, jumped through the looking glass, and finally exposed Daniels for being part of the reptilian enclave desperate to overthrow humanity at the top of the food chain.
We’re not buying for a second that she isn’t among the fork-tongued denizens threatening to emerge from the underground, because how else could she end up bringing down a former president? Because he’d done something illegal, like cheated on his wife shortly after she’d given birth to have a brief dalliance with a porn star who he’d then try to pay off to cover his own ass and preserve a potential re-election campaign in the future? We’re not buying it, Stormy Daniels of the Lizard People.
