I don’t have to remind you that Diablo III is coming out in just over two weeks. Some of you, like myself, have been waiting with baited breath, but have come just short of finally pre-ordering it. That’s not a bad thing. We’re crafty consumers. We can show some self-control, right? We’re so close to the May 15th release date now that I think we can make it through with just a bit more perseverance.
I mean, it’s not like Blizzard is going to release a Diablo III TV spot that manages to bring back a decade of nostalgia in only 30 seconds, right? Hold on. I just got another email from Blizzard. Damn it. You guys may want to see this. It’s cool, and I can buy groceries at any time.