It’s Christmas time in the land of Serious Sam, and oh yes, there will be puns. Croteam seems to be vying for my undying love and affection by staying true to its “wacky” roots and adding a free Santa skin to the online multiplayer. The skin will be appear in the menu immediately following an update, and you’ll be ready to jump into what I can only describe as Christmas by Ted Nugent. The old-school play style matched with all of this Christmas spirit is simply too much for one to explain. You simply have to see it yourself.
As your online matches start filling with Santa? Santas? They never covered this in school. You too can re-enact your favorite moments from Futurama as you Ho-Ho-Holster your missle-toe launcher (I’m sorry) and sleigh your friends (I’m sorry again). Yule (I can’t help myself) be sorry if you miss out on the added chaos to what is already one of the best online multiplayers of the season. (Ed. note: If you make one more pun, you’re fired) So don’t be Claustrophobic (Ed. note: That’s it, you’re on your own) and hop in on the action now.
You can pick up Serious Sam 3: BFE on Steam here.
As Grandpa said in the seminal classic Silent Night, Deadly Night, “You see Santa Claus tonight you better run boy, you better run for ya’ life!” (Ed. note: At least you didn’t refer to the invincible pink scorpion as “Santa Claws.”)