Remy: Kristen Stewart
We need to have at least one person we can immediately sacrifice to the Gods to appease them, and this quiet, dull, broken thing seems as good a sacrificial lamb as anyone else, right? So wait, my parts of this article seem racist AND sexist?!!? Oh man, thank God it’s the end of the world and no one will remember any of this. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a young pop star I need to impregnate for the sake of mankind.
Wow, this IS pretty bad.