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Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Which Celebrities Would You Ride The Rapture Out With?

Did you honestly think Remy and I could watch This Is The End without drafting our own dream team of celebrities to ride out the rapture with? With such an awesome concept and equally awesome execution, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg's apocalyptic comedy shows a bunch of celebrities attempting to survive the rapture in James Franco's fortress of a house, and while their ensemble cast was an absolute comedic supergroup, Remy and I just had to put our own spin on the whole "celebrities caught in the rapture" scenario.

Nato: Dwayne Johnson

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Why? Because he’s a borderline superhero, that’s why. This man is so big he could probably wrestle the Devil and win, making him submit like a little pussy bitch. I think that’s a pretty good accomplishment, no? Seriously, look at him, I’m not even sure he’s human. He looks more like some steroid raging G.I. Joe caricature, but like, in real life. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if God sent this tank of a man down to Earth to prevent a real upcoming apocalypse, waiting to bust out his holy might as soon as Satan appears to ravage humanity.

Oh, and I really want to talk to him about the movie Doom, because it’s totally freaking awesome. Woot, one more person for my apocalypse party! I just pray to sweet baby Jesus he isn’t the one to become possessed by the Devil – then everybody is f#cked.

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