Remy: Anthony Bourdain
Come on, this guy is a badass, but he is not here for the reasons you think he’s here. If you think I could somehow get Anthony Bourdain to cook for me, or for any of us trapped at the end times, you are crazy. I mean, think of all the episodes of his show, No Reservations, you have seen. Have you EVER seen him cook? Nope. He eats, drinks, and tells stories. That is why I have him in my group, because I need a storyteller, and I feel like he would have no problem breaking into the top shelf booze and just telling us all killer stories from his interesting life as addict, cook and traveler. Meanwhile, we’d all forget everyone and everything we love is dying outside. See, I know what I am doing here.