Remy – Jason Hates Sex from Jason Goes to Hell
You know what I hate? “Oh God, what now Remy.”
I hate when I’m vacationing at camp Crystal Lake, my girl is riding me, and Jason pretty much splits her in half while she is still on top of me. I HATE that! Not so much that I don’t still finish (Oh yea, start up the disgusted looks and disapproving shrugs), but I hate that.
This may be my most hated Friday the 13th (trying to undo a whole series by implying Jason is not a person, but a demon slug? Fuck you!), but that sexual tent scene is Jason’s best sex kill. I mean, people joke about how they want to die during sex, with a smile on their face, but all these movies have taught me that if you die during sex, there will most certainly NOT be a smile on your face. Though Jason has killed MANY during sex, (the shish kabob Nato mentioned eariler), this one was just so graphic that it will forever be stuck in my mind.
(Not a great video, but numbers 5 and 6)
Nato – Ow! Don’t Bite So Hard from American Psycho
You know, it’s one thing to be in the act of lovemaking and have a killer interrupt it, but it’s another thing when you’re boning the killer. I don’t care how studly Christian Bale looked in American Psycho, you knew that impromptu three-way wasn’t going to end well.
In the iconic scene, while one of the prostitutes tries to slip away from Patrick Bateman mid threesome, she starts to notice blood coming through the sheets and screams coming from her partner. In a flurry of insanity, Bateman pops his head up, which has a ring of blood around his mouth, and so the chase beings. As the blonde prostitute discovers another body and runs away, a naked and bloodied Patrick Bateman chases her with a chainsaw. Yeah, let that all sink in. Finally reaching the staircase she’s already halfway done with, Bateman drops the chainsaw down the center of the spiral-ish staircase, striking this poor woman of the night as she reaches the bottom.
I mean, shit. You have to admit that’s some precision aim, no?!