Behold, The World’s Bottom 100 DJs

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Sure, everyone’s heard of the DJ Mag Top 100, but what about its less prestigious younger brother? The list of the world’s Bottom 100 DJs, powered by Sparks, has finally hit the internet.

100,000 people participated in the voting to give the results you see below. Its completely arbitrary, ravaged by opinion, and has no real significance whatsoever; in essence, its not so unlike the real DJ Mag Top 100, but at least for this one, nobody is paying ridiculous sums to augment their polls…

If you have an obscene love for Vinai, think Guetta is a god, or have zero understanding of sarcasm, you may want to stop reading here. For your giggling pleasure though, we’ve compiled the 20 highest ranking worst DJs in the world, but you can check out the full listing of the world’s Bottom 100 DJs here.

1. David Guetta
2. Deadmau5
3. Paris Hilton
4. Vinai
5. Professor Meowingtons
6. Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike
7. Hardwell
8. Martin Garrix
9. Dada Life
11. Steve Aoki
12. My Penis
14. Tiesto
15. Armin van Buuren
16. Avicii
17. DJ Potato
18. Borgeous
19. W&W
20. Delta Jack