We live in powerfully stupid times. Perhaps it’s social media destroying attention spans, the ongoing destruction of the education system, or just brain damage from repeated COVID infections – but it feels like everyone is getting objectively dumber each day. I mean, take a peek at a random comment section on here sometime!
And, of course, the King of the Stupids is Donald Trump. Since returning to the Oval Office, he’s rarely gone a day without spouting something insane, evil, nonsensical – or all three at once. So, as 2026 rolls around and we usher in another shining year of stupidity, let’s take a look back at his glittering pronouncements.
First up, let’s head back to May, when Trump delivered a truly baffling speech to West Point graduates:
You can hear a pin drop as trump drones on about trophy wives, and the West Point crowd realizes he's non compos mentis.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) May 24, 2025
25th Amendment NOW. pic.twitter.com/dQiEF753Xv
Rather than talk about military service, he instead mumbled about golf and “trophy wives”, delivering a meandering and irrelevant anecdote about real-estate developer Bill Levitt:
“He ended up getting a divorce, found a new wife. Could you say a trophy wife? I guess we can say a trophy wife. But that doesn’t work out too well, I must tell you, a lot of trophy wives, it doesn’t it work.”
Next up, we’re going to August, when Trump ordered that the southern border wall be painted black to make it hotter. We don’t have his exact words on this, but they’re relayed by Kristi Noem, so we feel the stupidity is preserved intact:
We are ruled by the dumbest people in America. https://t.co/dt4QHxLF30
— Maine (@TheMaineWonk) August 20, 2025
“That was specifically at the request of the president, who understands that in the hot temperatures down here when something is painted black it gets even warmer and it will make it even harder for people to climb. So we are going to be painting the entire southern border wall black.”
Also in August, Trump pronounced that people call him “President of Europe”:
Trump: "They call me the president of Europe. Which is an honor." pic.twitter.com/3cVmlEvgUU
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 25, 2025
“They jokingly call me the President of Europe. They call me the President of Europe, which is an honor. I like Europe and I like those people. They’re great leaders. And we’ve never had a case where uh.. seven.. plus, really 28… essentially 35.. 38 countries were represented here the other day. 38 European countries.. uh.. European and other countries were represented.”
Now a quick hit of stupidity from October, in which Trump was asked about habeas corpus and appeared to believe the reporter was referring to someone called Habeas Corpus:
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 8, 2025
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi. pic.twitter.com/DdjFnoUIrM
Also in October came the frequent cognitive exams that Trump’s doctors are subjecting him to. Probably no big deal that they’re worried about his brain, right? As he explained:
Trump: "I did a cognitive exam. Which is very risky. But the doctor said he's never seen a perfect score. Did Obama do it? No”
— Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) October 9, 2025
pic.twitter.com/7UOJIYZ9kH
“I also did a cognitive exam, which is also very risky! Because if I didn’t do well, you’d be the first to be blaring it and I had a perfect score. And one of the doctors said he’d almost never seen a perfect score. And I had a perfect score. Uh, I had the highest score. And uh.. that made me feel good.”
Soon after, Trump displayed his geographical skills by insisting you can walk from Qatar to Iran:
Trump: "Literally, you walk over from Iran to Qatar. You can walk it in one second. You go, boom, boom, and now you're in Qatar."
— The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) October 12, 2025
Qatar and Iran do not share a land border. pic.twitter.com/XVvvoKJpQa
“Literally, you walk over from Iran to Qatar. You can walk it in one second. You go, boom, boom, and now you’re in Qatar. That’s tough territory! I think Qatar are amazing!”
Reader, it will not surprise you that you cannot walk from Iran to Qatar. Qatar is a peninsula in the Persian Gulf, and the only country it shares a land border with is Saudi Arabia. It does share a maritime border with Iran, which sits across the Persian Gulf, though even that (at its narrowest point) is still 119 miles away.
Let’s pivot to Trump’s ego, which was on full display after the death of Charlie Kirk, which he chose to commemorate by bragging that, unlike Kirk, he was actually able to dodge a bullet:
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually." pic.twitter.com/QDyFIKdKYQ
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 14, 2025
“They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn’t believe it, actually.”
He’s getting worse…
Things have only gotten worse in recent months, including Trump claiming:
“For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what’s going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what’s going on. Look at South America, what’s going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa. South Africa shouldn’t even be in the Gs anymore. Because what’s happened there is bad. I’m not going.”
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20… pic.twitter.com/OfxvmKXBFs
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 5, 2025
FYI: Miami is not a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa.
Then were his thoughts on magnets (how do they work?):
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are." pic.twitter.com/nxnLmKbFDP
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 10, 2025
“China was gonna hit us with rare earth. Now, everybody says, what does that mean? Magnets! If China refused to give magnets because they have a monopoly on magnets because they’ve allowed… it happened over a 32 year period. Uh, there wouldn’t be a car made in the entire world, there wouldn’t be a radio, there wouldn’t be a television, there wouldn’t be internet, there wouldn’t be anything, because magnets are such a… Now, nobody knows what magnets are…”
Things only got more incoherent in a baffling speech to McDonald’s franchise owners in November:
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side — pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability." pic.twitter.com/zfwU90muzW
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 17, 2025
“And then they said “skedaddle”. The word “skedaddle” and that plane went *psshhh* like this, you know when it drops the bomb it goes.. down, right? Because it gives it a better angle and, you know, more speed for the bomb. Very very heavy bombs. And they go boom! And as soon as those things… the one pilot, he said “skedaddle!” and that thing just turned on its side *psshhhh* and it, I mean it’s just so unbelievable.”
Soon after came his continued insistence that stealth jets are literally invisible to the naked eye:
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. And as soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. And I watched it happening.… pic.twitter.com/veD5jjF3TK
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 17, 2025
“The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. When it goes.. I explain.. uh, Mark Levin once.. You’re going in, you go like this. And as soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good.
And I watched it happening. Just, it’s like I’m sitting I’m watching it’s amazing. The situation room is an amazing place. But I watched it go bing bing. It went bing bing! And two massive 100,000lb bombs come pouring out and the job they did was incredible.”
Honestly, we could go on (today he proved he doesn’t know what a bald eagle looks like) but you get the point. Researching this article and going back through Trump’s pronouncements over the year has been quite eye-opening. At the beginning of his second term, he generally made sense (by Trump standards).
Now? He’s delivering abstract word salads that indicate his pudding brain is dangling by a thread. But as dumb as 2025 has been, I have confidence that 2026 will be dumber still! Happy New Year to you all!
Published: Dec 31, 2025 11:47 am