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A drinking critic with a movie problem. Foodie. Meatballer. Horror Enthusiast.

Matt Donato - Page 117

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Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: 80s Horror Films We Actually WANT To See Remade
Remy and I have stated our feelings on the remake game already, but in all honesty, we have no choice but to give in. Between all the classic horror movies remade already and the ones slated for release in the next few years, it seems every noteworthy genre film will be remade within the next five years whether we like it or not. Should some of these films actually be updated with technology and new ideas? No f#cking way. Do Remy and I have a say in that choice? No f#cking way.
Matt Donato Matt Donato Feb 22, 2013
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Hansel & Gretel Get Baked Review
Hansel, he's so hot right now. Well, actually, it's not just Hansel, but Hansel and his sister Gretel who are so hot right now, appearing in entirely too many 2013 movies. I already shared my thoughts on the surprisingly delicious Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, but aside from that you've got cut-rate knock-off imitators like Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft, Hansel & Gretel, and Hansel and Gretel in 3D. Nice try with the Asylum technique guys, but if you're going to try and capitalize on another film's popularity, at least steal the topic and do something unique - like Hansel & Gretel Get Baked.
Matt Donato Matt Donato Feb 20, 2013
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Exclusive Interview With Douglas Schulze On Mimesis
People always point to violent video games and violent movies as a reason to why someone might commit a horrible crime in real life, but Mimesis plays on that claim and brings it to a scary new level of fandom. What if horror fans actually re-enacted their favorite horror movies, joining some cult-like club in which victims are unknowingly lured into a real-life role-playing event of deadly proportions? What if you woke up in a random location with zombies actually chasing you and eating the people around you just as in George A. Romero's Night Of The Living Dead? Well if you believe violent films are corrupting the most impressionable of minds, Mimesis is likely to become your worst nightmare.
Matt Donato Matt Donato Feb 18, 2013
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WGTC Weekly Throwdown: Unsexiest Scenes Of Love-Making
So Valentine's Day has come and gone, and we put a ton of thought into how to attack this week's Throwdown with the holiday in mind. Sure, we could have gone the easy route and picked our favorite Romantic films, maybe favorite on-screen couples, or even the best Anti-Valentine's Day film - but then we had a laugh talking about the unrealistic nature of Hollywood sex scenes. Glistening skin, perfect music, candle-light, I mean c'mon, it's all too perfect! That's why this week the crew here will be debating the Unsexiest Sex Scenes in cinema, just to take a nice piss on Valentine's Day. Sorry if we're not paying the holiday proper respect, but it's just too damn fun!
Matt Donato Matt Donato Feb 16, 2013
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Death Race 3: Inferno Review
I'll be honest, I completely forgot Roel Reiné was going ahead with another Death Race after already presenting a horrid sequel (Death Race 2) to an averagely enjoyable B-Movie (Death Race), but low and behold here I am writing my review of Death Race 3: Boobs - um, I mean, Death Race 3: Inferno. Seriously though, I thought the above picture was appropriate because half the bloody movie is spent with a camera focused on Tanit Phoenix's cleavage, only to pull away when a car blows up or someone dies. Exploitation is one thing, but I mean c'mon, even I can admit the sexuality was laughably overplayed - and I'm a dude.
Matt Donato Matt Donato Feb 14, 2013
2 stars
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Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Freddy Krueger’s Die-light Reel
Freddy Krueger - The Sinister Sandman, The Haunter Of Nightmares, The Sleepy-Time Killer, Mr. Pointy Fingers - Ok, none of those names actually have ever been used to describe one of horror's most notorious icons, but it doesn't matter what you call him - he's the man. If we all went to hell right now and saw the VIP section with flaming velvet ropes, Freddy would be surrounded by demon chicks and signing their evil tits like the horrifying rockstar he is. He's had his own TV show, his own crossover film (Freddy Vs. Jason), and even appeared in a recent Mortal Kombat game! Hell, I just bought a pair of Freddy Kruger inspired Nike Dunks myself! How have Remy and I NOT dedicated a post to Wes Craven's most famous character yet?
Matt Donato Matt Donato Feb 13, 2013
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Dead Sushi Review
I'm going to go out on a limb here and make the following assumption - either you're reading this review because you love Japanese extremist "horror" and have had this little doozy on your radar for a little while now, or you saw the title Dead Sushi and were so utterly perplexed and curious you clicked my review with no knowledge of what you're about to hear described. In either case, Konichiwa bitches, and welcome to the review of yet another absurd Noboru Iguchi (Machine Girl/RoboGeisha) masterpiece. About a hour and four minutes into the film a character makes this proclamation: "Things have reached the point where they no longer make any sense." This is completely wrong - things don't make sense from square one - but that's why you watch these types of movies!
Matt Donato Matt Donato Feb 12, 2013
3.5 stars
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Would You Rather Review
Would You Rather - typically a harmless game of immature questions and self-discovery. Would you rather have a rewind button in your life, or a pause button? Would you rather make one new law of your choice or abolish an existing law? Would you rather go back in time and kill Hitler or bring five people back to life of your choosing? These go on for days, but all seem safe, right?
Matt Donato Matt Donato Feb 10, 2013
3.5 stars
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WGTC Weekly Throwdown: Saddest Cinematic Deaths
With the glorious re-release of Top Gun in 3D this weekend, my fellow Throwdown team and I decided to get a little somber and honor those film characters lost all too soon. Be it from war, disease, dinosaurs, or evil brothers, there are a handful of cinematic deaths that deserve so much more recognition than others. Sure, every death is technically sad, but not every one is done right. These are the deaths we've all deemed tear worthy, but of course we still can't agree - it's up to you to decide which one of us has picked the pinnacle of saddening cinema. This one's for you Goose, my sweet, sweet angel.
Matt Donato Matt Donato Feb 9, 2013
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