12 Video Game Amusement Parks That We’d Never Visit

Screamride (Screamride)

Set in a near-future in which there are apparently no other forms of entertainment, Screamride places you in the shoes of a hapless employee tasked with building, maintaining, and running one of its eponymous amusement parks for the masses. As such, players attempt to solve problems designing and controlling their park’s assorted thrill rides with limited resources while making sure they make your visitors hurl as much as they would pay money for.

That’s all presumably on top of your chore of keeping guests in the dark about the fact that your park is in constant need of repair and that they’re all screaming to be dressed up in Tron costumes.

The future is already sounding overrated.