A soaking-wet horror sequel that never needed to exist barely keeps its head above water on streaming

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Even the most mildly successful horror movies are always in danger of being sequelized to death, and though it took 13 years to arrive, toothy creature feature follow-up Black Water: Abyss failed to state a justifiable case for its own existence.

The 2007 original was a sleeper hit that went down a storm with both critics and gorehounds, but there wasn’t exactly a great clamor for the killer alligator thriller to become a franchise. With co-writer and director David Nerlich out of the picture, Andrew Traucki went it alone on the second installment to less than enthusiastic results from even the most generous of supporters.

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Whereas Black Water netted a stellar Rotten Tomatoes score of 80 percent, Abyss could only cobble together a 42 percent approval rating on the aggregation site. To make matters worse, the user average is way down at a measly 21 percent, meaning that critics enjoyed the film twice as much as the target audience. Suffice to say, that isn’t a regular occurrence when it comes to horror.

And yet, because we all love seeing hapless protagonists splash around awaiting certain doom, the widely-panned sophomore outing for the unexpected IP has become one of the top-viewed titles on a major streaming service. Per FlixPatrol, Black Water: Abyss is the third most-watched feature on the Paramount Plus global charts, and gathering so much momentum so long after the fact means we can’t definitively rule out a threequel, seeing as the second one took more than a decade to arrive.