Remy: Dee Snider – Strangeland
Alright, I will admit, I am not using the term cameo correct here because Snider is a major component of the film, but in the same breath, he is Dee f*cking Snider playing a serial killing madman, and if we did this entire list and made no mention of this, we would just be asses. Plus, Matt has hung out with members of Twisted Sister, so this is sorta my nod to him and his endless badassery. (Nato’s note: This is a true fact)
The real kicker here is that Strangeland is not a terrible movie, and that’s solely because of how much deviant fun Dee got to have playing Captain Howdy.
Remy: Busta Rhymes – Halloween: Resurrection
So sorry to bring this terrible film up in our column of non-terrible films, but I have to give a nod to the producers of Halloween Resurrection for trying to stay as relevant as possible, and only coming across as sad in the process. It’s like: Hey, kids like reality TV, right? And kids like Busta Rhymes, right? And kids like the Halloween movies, right? SO WHAT IF WE PUT ALL THREE OF THOSE TOGETHER?! The end result is a film that is more like a 90 minute pile of horse shit, steaming in front of your face. Also, Busta beats up Michael Myers. Yeah, f#ck that. Seriously.
Published: May 2, 2013 09:14 pm