WGTC Weekly Throwdown: Which Celebrity’s House Would Make The Best Apocalyptic Hideout?

Alex: Bill Murray’s House

Faced with the ever-so-dire situation of being stuck in an apocalypse, and most likely a zombie apocalypse, I would definitely have to find someplace to hide out. I’m not the sort of survivor who would be able to stay on the run, at least mentally. I’d need a place to call my home, to store up supplies, and likely I’d want some people there to defend it with me. Now in such a situation most people are likely going to be dead. That’s just the way it goes. But I’m sure I’d be able to find some badass zombie killer, a girl I’d get a huge crush on, and her sister, or something like that, to stay on the run with. So we’d be faced with the huge decision of where to park our Hummer. The place I’d want to park it? Bill Murray’s house.

I mean it’s got to be an awesome celebrity’s house. Someone who can be serious, but also knows how to have a good time. Someone, who if he was there, wouldn’t let it get lost in translation that we were trying to survive just as much as he was. When there, he’d likely want to rush more with some people than others. But that’s okay. Because he’s Bill effing Murray.

I think the only time we’d run into a problem is if we got separated in the house before meeting Mr. Murray. See, he’d probably be dressing as a zombie in order to maintain his current lifestyle. You know, go play golf, hit up Hollywood bowl with Eddie Van Halen, etc… But I hear Murray is a bit of a prankster. So he’d likely think it would be funny to sneak up on me in his zombie makeup, and you better bet if someone comes at me as a zombie, I’m gonna unload my firearm in their chest. If you’d do anything different, well you’d probably be dead by now.

But even after living with the guilt of killing one of my favorite actors ever, his house would still be an awesome place to hide out. He’s got a great movie theater, fully loaded with Ghostbusters (what other movie could you need?). He’s got all his old Ghostbusters uniforms, tons of couches to make forts out of, and he’s even got plenty of wine from 1997 that I can use to attempt to seduce the girl I’ve fallen head over heels for.

Yeah Bill Murray’s house would definitely be the place to be.