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Missouri GOP lawmakers make murder ‘double illegal,’ solving a crime that doesn’t exist: ‘Checkmate, libs’

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Republican lawmakers in Missouri have advanced legislation dubbed the “Born Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act,” a bill supporters say is designed to protect infants born alive after attempted abortions. Critics, however, argue the proposal addresses a scenario that is already covered under existing homicide and medical care laws, and that GOP lawmakers have effectively made murder “double illegal.”

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The Missouri House passed Senate Bill 999 this week in a 102-46 vote, sending the measure to Gov. Mike Kehoe for consideration, according to the Missouri Independent. Under the legislation, healthcare providers would be required to provide the same level of medical care to an infant born alive during or after an abortion attempt as they would to any other newborn at the same gestational age. The bill also establishes criminal penalties and civil liabilities for providers who fail to do so.

Supporters of the bill have framed it as a safeguard against infants being denied care. But opponents say the legislation solves a problem that does not meaningfully exist in modern medical practice and duplicates protections already guaranteed in state and federal law.

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Online reaction to the legislation was sarcastic. On Reddit, one commenter mocked the proposal by writing, “Is there going to be new regulations against unicorn farming? When is chupacabra hunting season? Are we going to ban traveling faster than the speed of light too?” Another commenter wrote, “Hooray! We made murder double illegal! Checkmate, libs.”

Others expressed concern that the bill’s practical effect could extend beyond symbolic politics. “I’m curious how the specific wording could be twisted and used against whatever doctors the State wants to intimidate,” one Reddit user wrote. “The only explanation I can think of, because murder is already illegal…?”

Those criticisms mirror arguments raised by abortion-rights advocates during debate over the bill. Opponents have argued that infants born alive are already legally recognized as persons and protected under homicide statutes, medical malpractice laws and existing federal requirements regarding emergency medical care.

Coverage from KCUR noted that critics warned the measure could create a “hostile environment” for physicians and healthcare workers. Versions of “Born Alive” legislation have circulated in Missouri for years. Earlier proposals, including HB 1667 and HB 2294 during the 2026 session, advanced similar requirements for medical providers. Federal law already recognizes infants born alive after attempted abortions as legal persons under the Born-Alive Infants Protection Act of 2002.

Missouri’s abortion debate post Roe v. Wade

The legislation arrives as abortion politics remain a central issue in Missouri following the state’s ongoing legal battles over abortion restrictions after the fall of Roe v. Wade. Republican sponsors have maintained that the law is necessary to ensure equal protection for infants who survive attempted abortions. Anti-abortion advocacy groups, including Missouri Right to Life, praised the House vote earlier this year, calling the proposal “life-saving legislation.” The bill now heads to Kehoe’s desk. If signed, the law would take effect in August, according to legislative records.


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