He’s outrun boulders; he’s ingeniously escaped danger a multitude of times from practically anything that moves; he’s drank from the Holy Grail; he’s defeated the Nazi’s, twice; he hates snakes and he always gets the girl. His name is Indiana Jones, and he’s everyone’s favorite audacious archeologist.
After three marvelous and valiant international adventures – Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (and another one with a nuclear-proof refrigerator for some reason) – Disney announced early last year that there will be a fifth installment to the Indy franchise, set to be released in July 2019. The plot is unknown at this time, but rumors of a younger actor like Chris Pratt or Bradley Cooper taking up the whip and fedora were laid to rest when Harrison Ford announced that Indiana Jones veteran, Steven Spielberg, will direct him in the new film.
Longtime-Indy fans are met with mixed feelings about the up and coming project: some are thrilled about the potential it has, and others, with The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull still scarred in their minds, are terrified of seeing their beloved hero embarrassed and ridiculed again.
As one of those fans, I wish the best for the nameless film and hope that I’m completely astounded by the final product, but there are certain obstacles that cannot be overlooked when it comes to producing a new Indy movie, and the following is a list of 6 reasons why the untitled Indiana Jones 5 should probably not be made.
Published: Feb 16, 2017 11:02 am