Any Amusement Park In A Batman Game
Gotham City doesn’t have much in the way of entertainment, which is probably one of the many reasons why it boasts the highest crime rate of any city ever. That would explain why every one of its amusement parks are lawsuits waiting to happen, as well as why they’re routinely inhabited by murderous clowns.
The trash-strewn grounds look like the insides of a toilet and the rides are so dilapidated they could fall apart at any moment. The price of admission, however, is to die for – not literally, as long as you’re dressed like a bat, anyway.
The best they could do is tidy up a bit and maybe even put a fresh coat of paint on the carousel. Either that or pay the electric bill ever once and a while so folks could see what deathtrap they were walking into.
Seriously, these open pits and funhouse mazes are getting old. The Joker already did those for last week’s show.
Published: Nov 11, 2015 03:16 pm