Enough Already: 6 Video Games Franchises That Need To End

5) Uncharted

Again, I’ve got nothing but love for this series. If they hadn’t made the short announcement of a next-gen title coming soon, I would have never had to do this….

What does next-gen mean so far? Nothing but shinier graphics, as far as I am concerned. So, what will the next Uncharted be like? I will give you a hint.

You will shoot things, then have some witty banter with Sully, after which you will run into an old flame (while with a new flame), and then you will get in a shoot-out. After the shoot-out, you will wake up in a crashing (insert any vehicle here), which you will barely escape as it (falls, blows up, sinks in water). This will all be based loosely around some real life artifact and all be placed in some exotic, real-world location. Oh, and at some point, you will think Sully is dead (but he’s not).

Does that sound about right? If I can write your game for you in a paragraph inside an article, it may mean you are doing something wrong. Or it may mean you should fucking hire me to write some shit for you.

Uncharted is awesome, but let it die before it feels like we are playing repeats.