Flappy Bird In Space: 5 Reasons To Start Playing Dodgy: Zero

It Won’t Leave You

This is a minor thing, but a significant one. Dodgy: Zero has been on the App Store since 2012. So you know it’s not going anywhere. Unlike that flaky, noncommittal jerk Flappy Bird. First he’s all “oh, I can’t deal with this anymore, time to remove myself from the store,” but then he goes running to Rolling Stone saying he might make a comeback! Make up your mind, my dude.

Meanwhile, Dodgy has chilled on the App Store for years, and to be honest, it probably hasn’t even been updated since it came out (as evidenced by the game’s outdated aspect ratio). Still, at least you know it’s going to stick around, and that’s always a plus.