10 Dirty Adult Jokes From Children’s Movies

1) Cyber Sex – The Brave Little Toaster: To The Rescue (1999)

The Brave Little Toaster series – yes, there’s more than one – follows the adventures of anthropomorphic appliances as they struggle to make it alone in the real world. The assorted objects talk like humans, interact like humans and it turns out they even orgasm like humans.

How exactly do I know this? Well, in The Brave Little Toaster: To The Rescue, there is one scene in particular where a computer essentially climaxes, a sentence I never thought would need to be written. At first, the computer begins to make noises of pleasure as it talks about how its “memory banks are being stroked.” Things quickly escalate as it says “That feels sort of good!” adding “I feel something happening inside of me!” before finally, white paper explodes out of the printer.

While this is undoubtedly awkward for any parent watching the film with their children, I feel worse for the poor electronic mouse physically attached to the computer throughout the entire ordeal. No one should have to be in such close proximity to that, not even a PC accessory. Was the computer’s orgasm symbolic of mankind’s obsession with internet porn, or simply the work of a daring animator who won a bet?

Tell us, are adult jokes in children’s movies hilarious or inappropriate? Do you have any more to share? And, did you notice any of these growing up as a child? Let us know in the comments section below.