Catwoman (Catwoman)
Meow! Apart from the film being one of the greatest train wrecks in cinema history, Halle Berry’s Catwoman outfit proved to be just as awful. Obviously, we all missed the memo where the heroine was meant to look like a bad cosplayer trying to look sexy.
Maybe because this – let’s call it Catshitwoman from here on out – is Patience Phillips and not Selina Kyle, she’s a low-budget hero who needs to borrow rags from the homeless to make her costume. This is pure speculation, though, so please, no quoting this as the truth in future articles. But seriously, it’s the only thing that makes sense here.
The world would’ve been a better place if we’d never received this Catshitwoman film. The story sucked, the production was even worse, and the outfits still give us nightmares 13 years after its initial release. The Cat is dead. Bury it.
