10 Movies In Which Famous Monuments Come Under Attack

Speaking of freeing the people…

In case you’ve somehow managed to avoid pop culture for the last decade or so, South Park is utterly ridiculous. Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s full-length movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, details a war between America and its friendly neighbors in the north: the Canadians. Of course, the first target the Canucks go for is the esteemed Baldwin Mansion.

What greater landmark stands as a testament to the American spirit and raw determination than the Baldwin Mansion, in which all of the Baldwin brothers reside together. Alec, Billy, Stephen and Daniel are all lounging by the pool, unaware that the sinister Canadians are soon to attack, bombing the house into smithereens. Mr. Garrison sums up everybody’s sorrow in one tragic statement: “All the Baldwins are dead!”

When people think of our country, the first image that comes to mind is that of these four brothers bringing joy to the world with their talents. Forget bald eagles and flags, the Baldwin Mansion will forever stand as a testament to the indomitable spirit of the American citizen. Long live the Baldwins!