7) Planet Of The Apes
The original Planet of the Apes movie is a true giant of cinema, with many moments and lines from the film working their way into popular culture. A remake was always going to ring alarm bells, then, and Tim Burton’s ‘reimagining’ of the film in 2001 definitely proved why you should leave the classics alone.
While the ape makeup from prosthetics guru Rick Baker was amazing, the film came across as a 1950s B-movie dressed up as a modern blockbuster. Likewise, Mark Wahlberg delivers a bland performance as the Charlton Heston stand-in while the storyline makes no sense, ending on an infamously nonsensical cliffhanger.
Thankfully, this misfire has been swept under the carpet in recent years as the franchise was reignited with great success in Rise of the Planet of the Apes. The third film in that series, War of the Planet of the Apes, is coming next year and we can’t wait to see it.
Published: Apr 11, 2016 01:42 am