5 Awful Film Franchises That Are Inexplicably Successful

Twilight

I know, many of you were living your lives just like me, hoping to never have to even think about this abortion of a film series again. Well, I cannot write a rant about shitty movie franchises and not include this sparkly, stinking turd of a film, bobbing in the toilet of modern cinema. From the syphoning of everything cool out of the vampire mythos to the wooden acting and awful writing and dialogue, this is a movie series that I hate so much that I actually once made a bunch of special need kids turn it off. True story.

I know the whole point of these films was to fill seats with teenage girls and make sure those seats were oddly moist when they left the theater. So it not working for me makes sense, actually. But what about the grown ass woman who were into this series, which is CLEARLY actually about a broken teen girl who gets fucked and fucked over by a hundred year old pedophile? What kind of adult can enjoy that shit? Poor, lonely housewives and single moms, maybe?

Damn, that line is definitely gonna land me in some shit.