Check Out The Trailer For Jurassic Park 3D… In 2D

You may or may not know that Jurassic Park is the next film in line to be posthumously converted to 3D and shipped back into theatres kicking and screaming like Dennis Nedry on a muddy slope.

Yesterday we got a glimpse of the new poster, which is basically the old poster with the word “3D” superimposed on it, and now we’ve got a brand new trailer which advertises the 3D version but is actually in 2D. Go figure. Check it out below, fellow paleontologists.

Arguably pointless, then, but you might like to take a look anyway given the pretty HD-looking footage and the fact that it’s Jurassic Park.

Jurassic Park, of course, was directed by Steven Spielberg in 1993 and broke ground with its ultra-realistic SFX that kind of still put SFX to shame nowadays… they’re that good. This 3D release will give you the chance to have Sam Jackson‘s tobacco-addled character’s cigarette butts flicking right out of the screen at your big grinning face. That, and the dinosaurs.

So why Jurassic Park 3D, you ask? Well, Spielberg doesn’t have a movie coming out next year so he probably thought he could make some money out of an old release. You’d do it too if you could. You would.

What do you think of the trailer, anyways?

Source: The Film Stage