1) The Blatant Blue Cock – Hercules
Do I even need to say anything about this one? The above photo is in no way doctored at all. That is a paused frame of animation from the actual Hercules movie. But, what is the most prevalent thing in that shot? Could it be the erection growing out of the River Guardian’s head? Why, yes! Yes, it is!
You cannot help but feel like, by this point, they were just getting lazier and lazier and their attempts to even bother hiding this shit were getting weaker and weaker. That is an erection, coming out of someone’s head. That’s more like something you would see in A Serbian Film rather than a Disney film.
Yet, there it is. A rigid, blue penis. Whereas the other movies at least only sort of showed it or tried to be slick about, Hercules just likes to shove it in your face. That’s this cartoon’s fetish, by the way.
Honestly, watch anything involving Danny DeVito and you’re bound to see some weird, blue cock at some point. Just trust me on that.
