4) Wing Boner – Toy Story 2
Honestly, this particular moment probably wouldn’t strike you as odd or out of the ordinary upon first glance, but like so many others on this list, once you’ve seen it in a new light, you can’t see it the same way again. I’m referring, of course, to the scene in the video above, where Buzz Lightyear gets what the internet’s now coined a “wingboner” in Toy Story 2.
It happens when Jessie shows off her skills in opening the door, leaving Buzz in awe before his wings pop out and and his jaw drops. It may not be an erection per se, but that’s clearly what’s being referenced here, right? One quick search on Google for “Buzz Lightyear Wingboner” will tell you that I’m far from the only one who thinks that.
Just be sure to do that search in an Incognito/Private window. After all, you wouldn’t want people getting the wrong idea….
Published: Sep 17, 2014 09:59 pm