You Are Rocket Raccoon!

Congratulations! You’re the quick-acting science experiment with a Napoleon complex, but luckily for you, intelligence is your strong suit. Based on physical traits you’re easily underestimated, but this is something you thrive on, because once your foe drops their guard a little too low, you’ll hit them with a master plan you’ve already logistically run through five times over. You’re quick to act, brazenly ambitious, but also get results – despite possibly risking your life to do so.
You’re also a tinkerer, or a full out mechanical wizard, capable of constructing devices and tools others could never dream, but you also understand your own limitations. Pairing yourself with someone like Groot provides a proper bodyguard, teaming up with someone possessing a little more brute strength. Not everyone is meant to be a brawler, and your tactics tend to be aided by weapons and strategy – a definite leader when the chips are down.
Don’t let your hardened exterior fool others though, because deep down you’re fueled by a dark past and ridicule. You’ve got a quick fuse and you don’t always play well with others, as even the slightest derogatory comment can throw you into a blinding rage. A “Rocket Racoon” feels like they always have to compensate for their state, and always need to prove their the best despite obvious obstacles, typically doing whatever it takes – along with employing their own personal brand of fun along the way.
Published: Aug 13, 2014 12:49 pm