7) Transcendence
Whatever compelled Inception cinematographer Wally Pfister to choose making his directorial debut on this expensive clunker over reteaming with Christopher Nolan on Interstellar, the world may never know. As career choices go, it’s what we call a Gigli moment – and in case you’ve forgotten, that dud’s helmer, Martin Brest, hasn’t directed since. Whether Hollywood will be kinder to Pfister remains to be seen, and hopefully Nolan will welcome him back with open arms. After all, Transcendence‘s script is the real reason it’s on this list.
How Jack Paglen’s stinker of a story made the Black List is another unanswered question. As a comedy, it’s tops – but when you consider that we’re meant to take a murdered scientist’s (Johnny Depp, literally phoning it in) transformation into an evil, all-powerful A.I. seriously, Transcendence is an utter failure. Its dialogue is cheesy, its plot insultingly ludicrous and its character development nil.
More than that, though, Transcendence is the limpest sci-fi thriller in years. It never engages, never connects – even as all manner of sci-fi apocalyptic jibber-jabber unfolds on screen, Transcendence simply has no pulse. I wish I could purge it from my memory banks but, short of that, my desperate hope is that I’ll never see another “thought-provoking sci-fi” movie as mind-numbingly stupid.
Published: Dec 22, 2014 10:57 am