Miss Minutes urges you to respect the Kang the Conqueror by buying ‘Quantumania’ tickets

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In case you missed the news, tickets for Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania have officially gone on sale, giving the most eager sector of the Marvel fandom the opportunity to grab their seats a month before the film’s release.

It may be welcome news, but upon closer inspection, the sale of these tickets begin to look less like an announcement and more like a threat, if a promotional tweet from one Miss Minutes is anything to go by.

It’s no stretch to ask us to respect Kang, if for no other reason than the fact he could obliterate us with the twitch of his thumb, but it seems like not buying the tickets will be akin to spitting right in Kang’s face, and no one wants to be in the crosshairs of an angry, glowing Jonathan Majors.

The choice, then, is simple; snap up your Quantumania and distinguish yourself as a member of the illustrious “Kang Gang,” as put by Miss Minutes, or forsake his name and your seat in the theater and face his wrath.

Some users purchased their tickets right away, no doubt after spending a fair shake of time quaking in their boots.

Others were even happy to loudly pledge their allegiance to Kang; perhaps the possible death of Scott Lang at the hands of the multiversal menace will be met with scattered, if blasphemous, cheers.

And others still openly defied Kang, instead insisting on an appearance from Miss Minutes herself.

Whether it’s for Ant-Man, Kang, Miss Minutes, M.O.D.O.K., or the rush of the blockbuster, the tickets will no doubt be in the best hands that the fandom has to offer.

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania will release to theaters on Feb. 17.