Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Chucky’s Die-Light Reel

Nato – Child’s Play 2: One Bad Day For Toy Factory Worker #3

Poor Toy Factory Worker #3. He’s the character everyone knows in death, but no one knew in life. Did he have children? A wife? Child support? A creative career being sustained by some assembly line bullshit job that paid the bills? Who did this man leave behind! Unfortunately we’ll never know, because this factory worker’s only purpose is to slow down a chase sequence between Andy and Chucky. Here’s to you, simple story cog, for what we never knew in life – well, we still don’t know in death. But in any case, your death was pretty friggin awesome, so at least it can be memorialized on this list. A nice consolation prize?

When Andy leads Chucky through the Good Guys toy factory, a maze of conveyor belts and machinery, it’s Toy Factor Worker #3 who sees one of the machines jammed up and not working. Going over to fix the apparent problem, it turns out the malfunction is nothing but a trap, and unfortunately for this poor worker, his eyesight takes a nasty hit. Locking his head in position, the machine jams two doll eyes directly into his skull, killing him instantly. Creating a road block, Chucky gets back to his soul swapping ways, and the memory of this worker is gone forever.

God bless, Toy Factory Worker #3. I hope heaven treated you better than this confusing, crazy, murderous doll filled world we live in.