Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Are They Dead Yet?

Nato: Honey Pie from Feast

Sure to make an appearance on another edition of my “Horror Smokeshow” picks, poor Honey Pie (Jenny Wade) had my kiss of death from square one. Don’t get me wrong, I love Feast, vocalizing my praise more than anyone probably every has, but Honey Pie had every reason to die. I knew there was something fishy about her character the minute that fake pouty sad act kicked in, but when I saw her trying to shove a bullet into the business end of a gun, I knew right there I wanted her gone. She was obviously preparing to do something drastic and was only thinking about herself by concealing her own personal firearm, which had me hoping she was next. And who was right? Nato, that’s who. Right during Feast‘s big escape plan, Honey Pie gives a giant “f#ck you” to the remaining survivors, leaving them in the dust with a pack of killer fornicating creatures. Never trust the timid bombshell – panic and self-reliance will leave you begging for their help, only to watch them slink away to safety, with or without you.