Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Drafting Your Zombie Apocalypse All-Star Squad

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Nato – Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)

After watching two plus seasons of The Walking Dead, how can you not include Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) to accompany you in the zombie apocalypse? He’s an outdoorsman, a crack shot with a crossbow, a true survivalist, is perfectly fine playing second fiddle as long as his leader shows strength, and most importantly, he’s a 100% ass-kicker.

As much as I’d love to spend the zombie apocalypse in a cushy, well protected mansion with regular amenities on my own personal oasis, realistically there’s going to be a ton of running around and camping out in confusing natural areas.

Just like in The Walking Dead, cities and suburbs are probably the most highly populated zombie habitats now, and having someone like Daryl would be a godsend. Think about how many times he used tracking skills to traverse dense wooded areas, or cooked up dinner from a dead possum? Times are tough, and having someone who can deal with them intelligently is crucial. Keep your city slickers and spoiled brats at home, I’ll take this country bumpkin any day on my team.

Remy – Micha (Paranormal Activity)

Micah from Paranormal Activity will be purely zombie food.

I hated this dude. He was whiny as hell and had NO idea that his life at risk when it was obviously in grave danger, so we can tell him there is a McDonalds halfway down the road and then shove him outside to die, and he won’t even know it. Now we are down to four.

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