Nato – Shaun (Shaun Of The Dead)
Sure, not the rough and tumble survivor type you’d necessarily want in a fight, but come on, it’s the end of the world, don’t you want a little comedic relief? If there’s any movie character I’d love to sit down, relax, and have a few pints with whilst zombies bash on our door, it would be Simon Pegg as Shaun, the lead character in Edgar Wright’s zombie comedy Shaun of the Dead. Sorry Nick Frost, can’t be a package deal otherwise I’d bring you along as Ed any day!
I’d take Shaun over other “funny man” characters because while possessing a sarcastic yet enjoyable personality, he’s also proven himself on-screen as an adept enough zombie fighter. It’s not too hard either, just bash their brains in – anyone can do it. But for this situation, it’s better to have someone you know can handle it, before you pick someone too timid or weak to carry out a brutal zombie kill. Might as well go out with a smile, am I right?
Remy – Chris Brown (Stomp The Yard)
Next I’ll need another “feeder,” and Chris Brown is an easy second choice. Wait, he’s not a fictional character? Okay then, fine print, I will take Chris Brown as Duron from Stomp the Yard. Remember how he died within the first five minutes of that movie? Yes, it would be just like that, but I would knock him out and stick his arm out a window so he would be eaten appendage by appendage, and I would condition the zombies to know it was me feeding them and not to attack me. Also, seeing Chris Brown being eaten slowly WILL be crossed off my bucket list at one point, mark my words.
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