Remy: Kevin Bacon Neck Spear (Friday the 13th)
I like this one because it is the first real kill I remember from the series, and at the time, the special effects blew my mind. It may be laughable now years later (silly looking rubber neck), but at the time, the idea that the killer could be under your bed and could totes neck stab you without warning scared the ever-loving shit out of me.
Even Kevin looks surprised…
Nato: Harpoon To The Nards (Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter)
Playing off vulnerability again, when do men feel most vulnerable? Simple – when the livelihood of their pride and joy becomes threatened. Point a gun at a man’s testicles and he’ll calmly ask you to aim it anywhere else. That’s just a no-no zone which must be kept safe at all times. You all get the severity, right? Well, now imagine the reaction of every single dude watching Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter and witnessing Paul take a harpoon straight to the groin. For the love of all that is holy, this kill is iconic for a reason – especially among the male crowd. Every time I see this kill, I have the same routine – grab crotch, double over in imaginary pain, vomit, pass out.
