Honorable Mentions:
Hot Sauna Stones (Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan): Ever have your relaxing sauna experience ruined by someone plunging the sauna stones into your abdomen? One of Jason’s victims has, and it looks none too pleasant.
Eye-Popping Head Explosion (Friday The 13th Part III): How can you not love this Looney Tunes like head explosion as Jason crushes his victim’s skull, forcing one eye to rocket out towards the screen?
Split In Half During Sex (Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday): OK, dying during sex is brutal, but being literally split in half while straddling your partner has to be the absolute worse. You’re naked and dead, your partner is petrified and doomed, and he subsequently has just become a necrophiliac. Doesn’t get much worse.
And we can’t forget…
Without Pamela Voorhees’ head being chopped off at the end of Friday the 13th, who knows how long it would have taken for Jason to become the unstoppable killing machine he is today. Who knows, this franchise might have been a lot different if Jason’s mother were around to groom his character, becoming a deadly mother/son teaming…
Don’t worry, Remy and I already know you can’t make a list like this without ruffling some feathers. What are some of your favorite Friday The 13th deaths?
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