Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Happy-Time Horror Movies!

Nato – Feast

Ah, Feast.  No horror film can put a smile on my face quite like you – and I’m not exactly sure why. Be it the extremely random yet perfect cast, John Gulager’s attempt to give horror tropes the middle finger, or the bewilderingly excessive depiction of monster genitalia – Feast just freakin’ rules.

So Judah Friedlander, Jason Mewes, Henry Rollins, and Josh Zuckerman all walk into a bar – and evil, fornicating, replicating, hungry creatures want to break down the walls and snack on everyone inside. Yes, you’ve got the plot right there, but that isn’t even half the fun of Feast. I’m not kidding when I say Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton wrote a script that lampoons literally every horror cliché in the book, but does so while telling their very own story that never, ever travels into spoof land. Feast is its own bar invasion thriller with loads of gore and insanity, but just happens to be filled with surprises galore for first time watchers.

I mean, watch the movie for Friedlander alone, but stay for the hot horror vixen Jenny Wade – you’ll thank me!