Remy – Descent Cave Dwellers Vs. [REC] Demons
Ah, this one perks my nips just talking about it. I ADORED both of these movies, and consider them kings among the new school horror films, so to see the zombie-like demons from [REC] going after the pale, animalistic creatures from the Descent would be like a nightmare dream come true for me. The reality is, the Descent creatures would win, because they would have to be fighting in their setting, as they don’t leave that underground lair. They would be at an advantage because it is dark and they see with noise, and the demons from [REC] are not exactly quiet.
The one irony, and game changer, would be the way the demon possession works. In [REC]Â you catch it like a cold, so once the cave dwellers started picking off the demons, would they then become demons themselves, one by one, ultimately making it so the demons win?
Wow, one step up from chills, I just gave myself horror-wood.
Nato – Victor Crowley Vs (?)
Someone give this kid a shot at the damn title already! Sure, Hatchet III may not have been my favorite horror movie of all time, but it did prove one thing – Victor Crowley is an urban legend no one should take lightly. You’ve got your Jason Voorhees, Michael Meyers, Candyman – take you pick, Crowley can hang with the best of them. He’s a cursed monster who comes back to life every night no matter how destroyed his corpse is. I mean, if that doesn’t spell murder machine, what else do you need? The fact that he rips victims limb from limb like he’s on horror steroids? Victor has been eyeing that heavyweight title, and I think he’s finally earned his shot.
The setup here would be a hell of a lot harder, getting another horror icon onto Honey Island Swamp, but hell, they made Freddy and Jason meet – can’t they force a story out of any two characters? I don’t know, maybe Michael is being transported to a Louisiana psychiatric hospital when the driver crashes into Honey Island Swamp, and Victor is none too happy with his new friend? Or maybe a camp is mistakenly built at Honey Island Swamp by the people who built Camp Crystal Lake, Jason gets all nostalgic, decides to go chop up some campers, but finds Victor already in action? Hell, maybe some drunk teens go to find Victor’s house in the woods, summon Candyman there, and Victor starts competing with Candyman for kills? Who knows, but someone please do a joint horror film with Victor Crowley!
Alright, so which horror bad guys would you like to see go head to head in Freddy Vs. Jason style?
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