Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Six Horror Movies We Could Have Lived Through

Remy – Evil Dead (Both)

Okay, I am thinking with my penis on this one, and letting you know that right away. I have gone away to cabins in the woods (grins) with friends many times, and even if you do find evil shit, you tend to be distracted by all the sex and drugs you are doing. But wait, they’ll say. In the remake, they were trying to get her OFF drugs, so no one was getting messed up ON them. Listen, I always smoke weed, so regardless of what any of them were doing, I would have been sneaking off to get my smoke on once and hour, and when I would come back from that, I would probably find one of the lovely (demon?) ladies to partner off with. That is how young libido’s work. Plus, also in a nod to Cabin in the Woods, don’t you guys know – the pot smoker always survives. Well, not past The Old Ones, but pretty damn close.

The other option, car or not, as soon as I see one of my friend’s possessed, I am fucking out of there. Gone. Running faster than a cartoon character before that bridge can even break.