Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: New Year, New Resolutions

Ugh, hello 2013. I’ll be honest, I was kinda’ hoping those Mayans would be right and I wouldn’t have to see your brand new face, but low and behold, another apocalypse prediction has failed and humanity chugs on at least one more glorious year. But why would I wish for an untimely end for our earth? Because I wanted to battle hordes of zombies and go out in a blaze of glory? No (well…), simply because I hate New Year resolutions. It’s the same repetitive list of self-help malarkey year in and year out, no one ever sticks to them, yet we make a big deal every new year about how “this is going to be the year I turn my life around!”

But, you know what? I have a feeling about 2013. A good feeling. One I haven’t had in a really long time, that 2013 will in fact be a tremendous year I grab by the haunches and thrust into submission with commanding force (sorry for the visual). I don’t know why, maybe I’m just being overly positive, maybe I just want it to be, maybe I’m a psychic who can actually predict the future – I don’t know, take your pick – but Remy’s same enthusiasm only makes me believe it more.

So in 2013, we’re both making resolutions and sticking to them. No more years of writing off resolutions two weeks in. No more idling. No more “seeing where the wind takes us.” If you want something done, do it yourself. But also, we just wanted to let you guys in for a second, getting all personal so you can actually get a sense of who Remy and I are, instead of just reading some text a computer seemingly spat out every week. We’re people, we swear. Come with us, we’ll explain…