Why Deadpool Is THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!! Definitely Not Written By Deadpool.

3) MORENA BACCARIN 😉

BOOOOBIESSSS!

Hubba hubba. Six-to-midnight quicker than Wolverine can shoot out those titanium claws, am I right? Let’s just say we put the R-rating to good use. But keep it in your pants, Firefly fans! Theaters don’t take kindly to self-gratification during sold-out opening nights. Nor did my seat neighbors. Or the family five rows ahead of me. New record!

I’m bored. Here are more pictures of Morena Baccarin.

Ohhh yeah, Deadpool doesn’t think there’d be any serenity here. (Because she’s in Serenity!)

Daddy Deadpool likey…

I DON’T EVEN CARE WHERE THIS IS FROM. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY COME NEXT!

OK MAYBE NOT THAT ONE. Or not without a nail file…