We all know that Donald Trump likes to bend the truth, and by bend, I mean tell complete fabrications with no basis in reality whatsoever. The results of his latest physical examination are no different as an email sent out by the Trump marketing team makes some pretty wild claims about the president’s health.
The results are in and Trump is reportedly,“100% MAGA,” and “100% America first,” I wasn’t aware physical examinations tested for that but sure. Of course, the most surprising result is that Trump is apparently “100% the healthiest president who has ever lived.” This all comes from an email sent out by the president’s marketing team so it makes sense that most normal people won’t ever see this. However one mad lady on TikTok has subscribed to receive Trump updates like this so the rest of us don’t have to.
What a bunch of Malarkey
Now I’ve read a lot of bogus stuff in my days, but this has to be one of the most egregious examples of fake news I’ve ever seen. You will never convince me the man who lives off of McDonalds is the healthiest president who ever lived. This kind of rhetoric feels like pretty overt propaganda at this point. One person pointed out that “he literally talks like a cult leader in the emails.”
This is an outright insane claim to make and avoids answering the very real concerns people have been expressing about Trump’s physical and mental state. The language in the email sounds as if Trump actually wrote it himself, “The doctors were amazed. Tremendous results. They’ve never seen numbers like this before. Some are even calling them PERFECT.” You can’t tell me you didn’t read that in his voice.
The email also features a “Citizens Only Survey” which outright asks if you’re an “illegal alien,” if you select that it instructs you to end the survey immediately. It also asks respondents whether they are male, female or “insane.”
Donald Trump’s physical results
Trump’s medical results were revealed last week. According to the White House doctor, the president “exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health and is fully fit to execute the duties of the Commander-in-Chief and Head of State.”
Earlier this month the president gloated that he got every answer right on the cognitive test. However, the test he took, known as the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) only tests for cognitive and mental deficiencies. So put simply, that test doesn’t prove he’s smart, it just proves he doesn’t have dementia. Physically and mentally he may be healthy, but anyone who believes he is the healthiest president who ever lived should maybe take a MoCA themselves.
Published: Apr 21, 2025 07:48 am