I’m A Registered Sex Offender, I’m A Registered Sex Offender, I’m A Registered Sex Offender
It wouldn’t have come as any surprise if Tobias had unwittingly done something to actually get on the registered sex offender list, but the fact he got on it due to a mere misunderstanding (and business scheming by his daughter) made his new status as sex offender all the more hilarious. The quote above is from when Tobias is at the Cinco De Quatro celebration and a group of kids come running by. He’s forced to inform all of them that he’s a registered sex offender or else risk being in violation of his parole. But really, who brings kids to Cinco?
The sex offender jokes don’t stop with Tobias, as Gob fills all of Sudden Valley with offenders since it’s so far from schools, churches, parks, and well… everything else. When George Michael moves in, and the offenders (who all magically have ice cream trucks and “fun” vans) find out that this cute, 16-year-old appearing boy is actually 22 they can’t help but be extra nice and welcome him to the neighborhood with games of Twister.
Then there’s Maeby, who actually becomes a sex offender due to her escapades with Perfecto. The Funke family having two sex offenders is no surprise, but Maeby being one of them is a bit unexpected considering Lindsay once tried to seduce a still-in-high school Steve Holt (though he was over 18 at the time).
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Published: May 31, 2013 08:31 pm