What, you thought I would stick to episodic TV? Nope, didn’t say that anywhere. I said shocking, and like it or not, if there was one shocking moment this year from TV that everyone was talking about, it was stupid ass Miley Cyrus at the 2013 MTV Music Awards (thought there was no actual music to be seen anywhere that night). Don’t get me wrong, it was silly and stupid and sad, but still, it seemed to shock the world and it definitely shocked me, but not for the reasons it shocked anyone else.
It shocked me because of how embarrassing it was. First of all, she wanted it to be her iconic sexual performance, like that time Britney Spears and Madonna kissed. The only thing is, neither of them had long, sickly looking tongues hanging out of their mouths while they banged themselves with a foam finger. All I kept thinking while watching this was: This is what it would be like if Justin Bieber were a chick. Honestly, she is in such desperate need for attention that she is seeking it out in the most ridiculous way ever.
It was shocking that anyone who knew her would allow her to make that much a fool of herself.
It was shocking how unhealthy and pallid her tongue was.
It was shocking how sad and saggy her ass looked, considering she thinks it is her best feature.
All those things were shocking. yes, But do understand, sticking your finger in a light socket could also be shocking, doesn’t mean it’s a good kind of shocking though.
Ah, what a note to end on.
